the sexual tension between you and someone when you tell them to shutup and they say ‘make me’
(via ifwewakeatall)
victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him.
so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers.
and the paparazzi fell for it.
i love victoria beckham.
(via theadventuresofthisguy)
Bronze for Tom! And other medal victories for Team GB in pictures here
(via myawesomemoustache)
What I think when kids in my class read
- That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
- That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
- Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
- THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
- Can I sleep?
- If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
- You can’t pronounce THAT word?
- WHAT THE HELL
- The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
- My skin’s crawling
- Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
- You skipped a line
- LOL what was that?
- I don’t even.
(Source: youcanbethecaptain, via 0nlybabyscaars)
remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
really troy
really
really
yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on
he would have seen
who Ryan was actually interested in
THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES
(Source: romangodfrey, via myliferunsondunkin)
Do not lie to me tumblr
I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these
Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
dead
The men of tumblr win
i could dig it.
Seem’s legit tbf
Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly
But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!
^winning
THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Why are these guys doing this?
I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?
This made my night.
MEN OF TUMBLR, I SALUTE YOU, GOOD SIRS.
EU FICARIA BEM ASSIM KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
MY BLOG NEEDED THIS.
(Source: flightlessmajesty, via myliferunsondunkin)
Harry Styles did twirl like this in front of the world
No fucks given
his giant fuck you to all the homophobic directioners
(Source: lovebitesfromliam, via myawesomemoustache)
- Harry: British
- Liam: British
- Zayn: British
- Louis: British
- Jessie J: British
- Taio Cruz: British
- Russell Brand: British
- Ed Sheeran: British
- Niall: Fuck you.
- Niall: Shower of cunts
